I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

52:8

woke up yesterday morning, ripped high, to my alarm blaring.

while laying in bed contemplating whether or not to shut off that wretched motherfucker, and that alarm clock is in fact both wretched and a motherfucker, my clock read 52:8.

this confused the fucking shit out of me for at least 3 minutes til i finally decided to turn that biatch off and realized my alarm clock was upside down.

sick vertical orientation burn.