I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

the most stereotypical dream movie moment ever

my birthday is coming up soon (oct. 23) AND this was clearly in my subconscious. commence dream:

i’m in a room and my gf tells me she has a surprise for me because its my birthday. woohooooo birthday suprise.

she takes me to the bathroom, and who else is in there? of course, one of her pretty hot friends is in there!

long story short,

literally a second before they both came out naked from behind the shower curtain my alarm clock goes off…. what a sick fucking burn.