I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

thesophie:

spillyourguts:

Some girls really are offended if a guy asks them if they like it in the butt…. who knew????
They should chill out. Be offended if guys don’t ask and just plunge right in.

So a guy and a girl are doing it doggystyle. The guy keeps thinking about putting it in her butt, but doesn’t. A little while later, after holding himself back for what seemed like an eternity, he says fuck it and just throws it in her butt.

The girl turns around and says, “That was awfully presumptious of you.”

Guy replies, “Presumptuous is an awfully big word for a seven year old.”