I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

real life is so boring.

conversation in real life:

gf’s mom: how do you like her monroe?
me: yeah i like it.

conversation in my head:

gf’s mom: how do you like her monroe?
me: well i think it looks really cute but she had to stop giving me head the other day cause it was getting uncomfortable cause of the monroe. so final answer: no, no i don’t like it at the moment. do you think thats wrong?
gf’s mom: nah, that makes perfect sense. sometimes you want that dome.