I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

Lazy meme Monday

johnbrissenden:

thesophie:

errorgorilla:

thesophie:

johnbrissenden:

OK, so it’s Monday for pretty much all of us right now. Same shit, different week and most of us are pissed off at a) the bailout and/or b) being passed over YET AGAIN for a primetime Emmy™. So, as a low-effort distraction, here’s a lazy meme for you.

One of the best things about The Simpsons is the pun-laden spoof porn titles that adorn the canopy of every cinema (eg When Harry Ate Sally, etc.). Please reblog with your favourite PLSPT. No extra points for originality. Here’s some to get you started:

Glad He Ate ‘Er
Large Hardon Collider
Bum After Reaming
Little Miss Cum Thighs
There Will Be Cum
No Cuntee For Old Men

Eternal Bumcrime

Horton Hires a Whore!

Persepenis

Charlie Wilson’s Wang

Be Kind, Reacharound

Quantum of Sore-Arse

I am jealous of your skills. Horton hires a whore is fucking brilliant! I did my embarrassing cackle at that one.

Predictable, I suppose, that it should be us three who end up playing.  Anyway:

Face/On
Face/All Over
Ocean’s Thirteen
City of Anals
30 Cocks
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace
I Am Bell-End
Boner Loan
Fister
Boy Story 2
Pearl’s Harbor
Fisting: Impossible
BALL-E
There’s Something All Over Mary
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Gush Hour 2
As Big As It Gets
A Beautiful Grind
Cumming On America
Booby-Doo
Hairy Movie
Saturday Night Feeler
Cum Air
Cock Air
Smelly Hollow

Tropic Cumpster
Men In Black Men
You’ve Got Male
Forrest Hump
How To Lick a Guy And 10 Gays
Gone In 60 Seconds
GrindHo’s
Deep Impact
High School Bootycall
The Hard Night
Pulp Friction(forgot where I saw that[that referring to the title, not the actual movie lol])
Riding Miss Daisy
Taking Wife
Armaget-It-On
Throbbin Wood
Big Trouble In Lil Vagina