I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.
“honk if you got a badonkadonk.”
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a bumper sticker on a car in front of me at a t-intersection stop sign. i read the bumper sticker and immediately let myself indulge in the intentional miscommunication i was going to send her. i promptly beeped as cars whizzed across the intersection clearly blockign her view. she looked in the mirror and gave me an angry hand gesture.

but i was just alerting her of my badonkadonk status…