I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

embarrassingly punny.

given the right situation, my your mind will say some weird shit. example:

walking out of quikcheck with my philosophy book (on Charles Sanders Peirce)  and i saw this rather attractive chick and i said to myself “i’d peirce that ass”

did i really use a philosopher’s last name as a sexual verb? i think i did.