I decided I’m going to live my life like i’m always in a movie. This entails a lot of things that I will do by myself that are ridiculous that no one will ever know. I created this tumbelog to keep track of those things I do.

dear nutley police officer who pulled me over,

dearblankloveluis:

You noticed i was on my phone and rightfully pulled me over. I was scared shitless because:

a) i was still high from a previous smoking venture

b) i didn’t have my most recent insurance card in the glove compartment

c) i had an ounce of marijuana in my trunk.

 Thank you for letting me off with a warning, even after you saw I didn’t have my most recent insurance card. All my friends talk a lot of trash about cops, but they are obviously mistaken. Your kind deed saved my life. Thanks.

You Are The Best,

Luis